Leonardo (Miniature Mescalero)

The Miniature Mescalero is a truly unique and strange bird. It is known for its distinctive eye stripes, and its love for the psychoactive substance mescaline. Its diet primarily consists of a variety of different types of human food, but its favorite food is said to be sushi. It is said to have an obsession for raw fish, and will even sneak into sushi restaurants to steal it. These birds are native to a fantasy realm, where the laws of physics and nature are different from the ones in our world. Its habitat is a mystical forest filled with psychedelic plants and mushrooms. The mating rituals of the Miniature Mescalero are quite unique. They are known to perform a dance, while under the influence of mescaline. It’s said that the male birds will take a sip of mescaline before the courtship ritual, to enhance their performance. The females lay a clutch of 2 eggs at a time. One of the most unusual things about the Miniature Mescalero is its ability to change color. It can change its feathers to blend in with its surroundings, making it nearly invisible. Its also said to have a supernatural sense of smell, which it uses to locate its favorite food. Miniature Mescalero’s are not usually kept as pets, as they are known to be quite mischievous and difficult to train. However, if someone were to keep one as a pet, a good name for it would be “Sushi-stealer”. These birds are known for building their nests out of a variety of different types of human trash, such as plastic bottles and cans. They build their nests in the tops of trees, and in abandoned buildings. The Miniature Mescalero has a number of natural predators in its fantasy realm, but it is able to evade them with its camouflage abilities and its supernatural sense of smell. The Miniature Mescalero is known for its curious and mischievous personality. It’s always exploring and getting into trouble. A group of Miniature Mescalero’s is called a “Steal.”

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