The Movies

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The movies is a really simple drinking game and is probably the first one I ever played. Find a movie and come up with reocurring things to look for; when you see these things you drink.

The Boondock Saints

  • Every time you see something religious€¦ Drink.
  • Whenever some swears€¦. Drink.

Dazed and Confused

  • Every time OBANION says the word FUCK€¦ Drink.
  • MITCH touches his NOSE€¦ Drink.

Three Ninjas

  • When someone says the name Rocky, Colt, or Tum Tum....drink.
  • Whenever the phrase " Rocky Loves Emily" is said....drink.
  • Anytime the guys sent to kidnap the boys says " dude"...drink.
  • Whenever " ninjas" is said...drink.
  • When Grandpa says the word " boys"...drink.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

  • Every time someone says fuck....drink.

The Big Lebowski

  • Every time someone says fuck...drink.

Walker Texas Ranger

  • " Eyes of the Ranger" plays in the opening sequence....drink.
  • a trip to CDs bar and grill....drink.
  • chase sequence...drink.
  • shows bad guys plotting in hideout...drink.
  • bad guy is roundhouse kicked in the face...drink.
  • Rangers get in fight while following a lead....drink.
  • Anyone refers to " Ranger Headquarters"...drink.
  • Someone swings melee weapon at Walker or Travette....drink.
  • Slow motion jump kick...drink.
  • bad guy gets kicked/shot and falls and breaks window/table...drink.
  • Fat man threatens walker...drink.
  • Walker gets called Cordell....drink.
  • Something blows up...drink.
  • a bar fight breaks out.....drink.
  • Travette chases bad guy.....drink.
  • Criminals threaten children or elderly/homeless people...drink.
  • Walker/CD/Travette impart wisdom on somebody....drink.
  • Sydney kicks some ass....drink.
  • Criminals wearing ski masks...drink.
  • Walker kisses Alex.....drink.
  • Trip to Walker"s ranch...drink.
  • Walker dons his karate attire...drink.
  • Walker rides a horse....drink.
  • Walker has a flashback of his Indian heritage....drink

Star Wars

(any of them will work, but the old ones are the best)

  • Someone has a bad feeling about this....drink.
  • It"s their only hope....drink
  • An entire planet is described as having one climate....drink
  • Somebody gets choked....drink
  • A woman other than Leia is on screen....drink
  • An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)...drink
  • Somebody"s hand gets cut off....drink
  • A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast...drink
  • There is a disturbance in the Force....drink
  • It"s not someone"s fault....drink
  • One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing....drink
  • A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks....drink
  • Someone exclaims " No!"....drink
  • Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea...drink
  • Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea and it"s not Han...drink x2
  • Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies (it counts if they change at the end)...drink
  • Someone is mind-controlled using the Force....drink
  • People kiss....drink
  • A good guy wears white or, a bad guy wears black...drink
  • A bad guy wears white or, a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)....drink x2
  • If someone hovering in between good and bad wears gray....drink x3
  • Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen....drink
  • An elaborately made up alien has no lines....drink
  • Someone or something tries to get money from Han....drink
  • Some ship crashes into something after being hit.....drink
  • Someone has a lightsaber duel (includes just using lightsaber)....drink
  • An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing millions of people (Fourteen seconds. Count"em.)...drink
  • It is Luke"s destiny...drink
  • Luke whines....drink
  • Luke discovers a long-lost relative....drink
  • Luke fights monsters or savages....drink
  • Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip....drink
  • Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm....drink
  • Luke is upside-down...drink
  • Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time...drink
  • If Luke and Lando speak to each other...drink x2
  • Luke"s parentage is foreshadowed....drink
  • Luke refuses to take someone"s advice...drink
  • Luke yells " Artooooo!"....drink
  • Leia insults somebody....drink
  • Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands...drink
  • If Leia wears an outfit that covers her neck as well...drink x2
  • If  Leia is almost totally nude...drink x3
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance....drink
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("€¦Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")....drink
  • Han brags about the Millenium Falcon....drink
  • Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon....drink
  • Something doesn"t work on the Falcon....drink
  • If it"s the hyperdrive....drink x2
  • Yoda uses bad grammar....drink x2
  • Yoda talks like a fortune cookie....drink
  • R2-D2 gets thrashed....drink
  • R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around....drink
  • C-3PO loses a body part....drink
  • If C-3PO is completely dismembered....drink x2
  • C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he"s familiar with...drink
  • A Rebel pilot is of a race other than Caucaisian....drink
  • If the pilot is non-human (co-pilots count)....drink x2
  • A Rebel Pilot says " Nice Shot€¦"....drink
  • A Rebel Pilot says " I"ve been hit€¦"....drink
  • Tarkin brags about the Death Star....drink

I"m sure you can think of many others.  Feel free to comment with your favorites and I’ ll add them to the list.

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