The Movies
The movies is a really simple drinking game and is probably the first one I ever played. Find a movie and come up with reocurring things to look for; when you see these things you drink.
The Boondock Saints
- Every time you see something religious€¦ Drink.
- Whenever some swears€¦. Drink.
Dazed and Confused
- Every time OBANION says the word FUCK€¦ Drink.
- MITCH touches his NOSE€¦ Drink.
Three Ninjas
- When someone says the name Rocky, Colt, or Tum Tum....drink.
- Whenever the phrase " Rocky Loves Emily" is said....drink.
- Anytime the guys sent to kidnap the boys says " dude"...drink.
- Whenever " ninjas" is said...drink.
- When Grandpa says the word " boys"...drink.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
- Every time someone says fuck....drink.
The Big Lebowski
- Every time someone says fuck...drink.
Walker Texas Ranger
- " Eyes of the Ranger" plays in the opening sequence....drink.
- a trip to CDs bar and grill....drink.
- chase sequence...drink.
- shows bad guys plotting in hideout...drink.
- bad guy is roundhouse kicked in the face...drink.
- Rangers get in fight while following a lead....drink.
- Anyone refers to " Ranger Headquarters"...drink.
- Someone swings melee weapon at Walker or Travette....drink.
- Slow motion jump kick...drink.
- bad guy gets kicked/shot and falls and breaks window/table...drink.
- Fat man threatens walker...drink.
- Walker gets called Cordell....drink.
- Something blows up...drink.
- a bar fight breaks out.....drink.
- Travette chases bad guy.....drink.
- Criminals threaten children or elderly/homeless people...drink.
- Walker/CD/Travette impart wisdom on somebody....drink.
- Sydney kicks some ass....drink.
- Criminals wearing ski masks...drink.
- Walker kisses Alex.....drink.
- Trip to Walker"s ranch...drink.
- Walker dons his karate attire...drink.
- Walker rides a horse....drink.
- Walker has a flashback of his Indian heritage....drink
Star Wars
(any of them will work, but the old ones are the best)
- Someone has a bad feeling about this....drink.
- It"s their only hope....drink
- An entire planet is described as having one climate....drink
- Somebody gets choked....drink
- A woman other than Leia is on screen....drink
- An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)...drink
- Somebody"s hand gets cut off....drink
- A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast...drink
- There is a disturbance in the Force....drink
- It"s not someone"s fault....drink
- One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing....drink
- A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks....drink
- Someone exclaims " No!"....drink
- Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea...drink
- Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea and it"s not Han...drink x2
- Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies (it counts if they change at the end)...drink
- Someone is mind-controlled using the Force....drink
- People kiss....drink
- A good guy wears white or, a bad guy wears black...drink
- A bad guy wears white or, a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)....drink x2
- If someone hovering in between good and bad wears gray....drink x3
- Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen....drink
- An elaborately made up alien has no lines....drink
- Someone or something tries to get money from Han....drink
- Some ship crashes into something after being hit.....drink
- Someone has a lightsaber duel (includes just using lightsaber)....drink
- An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing millions of people (Fourteen seconds. Count"em.)...drink
- It is Luke"s destiny...drink
- Luke whines....drink
- Luke discovers a long-lost relative....drink
- Luke fights monsters or savages....drink
- Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip....drink
- Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm....drink
- Luke is upside-down...drink
- Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time...drink
- If Luke and Lando speak to each other...drink x2
- Luke"s parentage is foreshadowed....drink
- Luke refuses to take someone"s advice...drink
- Luke yells " Artooooo!"....drink
- Leia insults somebody....drink
- Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands...drink
- If Leia wears an outfit that covers her neck as well...drink x2
- If Leia is almost totally nude...drink x3
- Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance....drink
- Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("€¦Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")....drink
- Han brags about the Millenium Falcon....drink
- Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon....drink
- Something doesn"t work on the Falcon....drink
- If it"s the hyperdrive....drink x2
- Yoda uses bad grammar....drink x2
- Yoda talks like a fortune cookie....drink
- R2-D2 gets thrashed....drink
- R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around....drink
- C-3PO loses a body part....drink
- If C-3PO is completely dismembered....drink x2
- C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he"s familiar with...drink
- A Rebel pilot is of a race other than Caucaisian....drink
- If the pilot is non-human (co-pilots count)....drink x2
- A Rebel Pilot says " Nice Shot€¦"....drink
- A Rebel Pilot says " I"ve been hit€¦"....drink
- Tarkin brags about the Death Star....drink
I"m sure you can think of many others. Feel free to comment with your favorites and I’ ll add them to the list.
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