Ralph (Pollock Bird)

The Pollock Bird is a small bird covered in blotchy colors. It has a pointed beak and messy feathers. It is a very playful bird and loves to explore. The Pollock Bird is known for its vibrant plumage and its silly singing voice. But what most people don’t know is that the Pollock Bird is actually colorblind. So when it’s looking for a mate, it often mistakes other birds for its own kind and ends up singing to them. The Pollock Bird is polygamous and will mate with multiple partners. The bird will build a nest out of grass and twigs. The female will lay 2-5 eggs. Both parents will help to incubate the eggs and care for the young. A flock of Pollock Birds is called a Puddle.

My conversation with the GPT3

Steven: We are creating a new field guide to birds, with imaginary birds. First we need to start with a species name for this bird. It looks painted with blotches of primary colors, messy, inked outline, pointed beak. What should we call this bird? Be funny

We should call this bird the Blotchy Bird.

Steven: I don’t like that, how about something more creative and funny?

We should call this bird the Pollock Bird.

Steven: that is a good name. Now lets write up a description of this bird in 3rd person. It should be funny or cute.

The Pollock Bird is a small bird covered in blotchy colors. It has a pointed beak and messy feathers. It is a very playful bird and loves to explore.

Steven: Tell me more about this bird’s personality

The Pollock Bird is a very curious bird. It loves to explore and is always trying to learn new things. It is also very playful and loves to play with other birds.

Steven: What kind of games does it like to play?

The Pollock Bird loves to play chase and catch. It will also play tag and other similar games.

Steven: What does it eat? Where does it live? What is the lifespan of this bird? Do people keep them as pets?

The Pollock Bird eats small insects and berries. It lives in forests and woods. The lifespan of this bird is about 10 years. People do not keep them as pets.

Steven: If someone were to keep this bird as a pet, what would be a good name for it?

A good name for a pet Pollock Bird would be Pickles.

Steven: I like that. What makes this bird unique?

One of the things that makes the Pollock Bird unique is its beautiful plumage. The colors are very vibrant and eye-catching.

Steven: thats good, how about something funny about this bird?

One of the funniest things about the Pollock Bird is its silly singing voice. It has a high-pitched, nasally tone that can be quite comical to listen to.

Steven: That is interesting. Try to incorpate a joke into the bird description

The Pollock Bird is known for its vibrant plumage and its silly singing voice. But what most people don’t know is that the Pollock Bird is actually colorblind. So when it’s looking for a mate, it often mistakes other birds for its own kind and ends up singing to them.

Steven: haha, thats good. Thank you. What are these birds’ mating habits like?

The Pollock Bird is polygamous and will mate with multiple partners. The bird will build a nest out of grass and twigs. The female will lay 2-5 eggs. Both parents will help to incubate the eggs and care for the young.

Steven: What do you call a flock of these birds? Be funny

A flock of Pollock Birds is called a Puddle.

Steven: Thank you

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